haha!

so theres two carrots right? their just walking a long and minding their own business when all of a sudden one of the carrots trip and fall, right so when a bus happens to pass by and tramples him. The other carrot, in shock and tears, gets him to a hospital and the doctors there immediatly begin on diagnosing him. The doctor comes out and says to the carrot: " your friend is badly hurt but we think we can help him survive if we do extensive surgery on him" "yeah ok, fine, do whatever you have to, just save my friend!" So the doctors perform the surgery and three days later the doctor comes of the operating room and goes toward to the carrot and says "we were able to save your friend from dying, but i'm sorry... he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."o theres two carrots right? their just walking a long and minding their own business when all of a sudden one of the carrots trip and fall, right so when a bus happens to pass by and tramples him. The other carrot, in shock and tears, gets him to a hospital and the doctors there immediatly begin on diagnosing him. The doctor comes out and says to the carrot: " your friend is badly hurt but we think we can help him survive if we do extensive surgery on him" "yeah ok, fine, do whatever you have to, just save my friend!" So the doctors perform the surgery and three days later the doctor comes of the operating room and goes toward to the carrot and says "we were able to save your friend from dying, but i'm sorry... he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."

Pa-dun dun-tshhh....